you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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