Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
and she was petting her beer can
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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