That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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