I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Randomize
