my shit smells like andre
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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