What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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