we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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