Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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