Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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