I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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