This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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