i already hear my dad disowning me
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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