I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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