This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
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