She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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