You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
