If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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