The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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