Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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