How'd it feel making her break her religion?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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