he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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