this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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