I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
