I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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