And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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