I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
only you would photoshop your dick
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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