Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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