do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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