the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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