So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Randomize
