dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
We don't watch enough power rangers
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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