you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just want to make out with him forever
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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