Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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