He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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