she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
