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This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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