we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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