I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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