Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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