absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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