white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
birth control should be required to get into college
should my penis look like a turkey
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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