Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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