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(586): View more from Michigan

One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.

(586): View more from Michigan

She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?

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(916): View more from California

I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers

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(305): View more from Florida

Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.

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(972): View more from Texas

About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

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(408): View more from California

I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...

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