i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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