sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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