i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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