is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Randomize
