Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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