Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
We need a shit load of segways right now
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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