You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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