i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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