My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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