spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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