We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
nutella sex= disaster
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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