He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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