i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
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