Buhtt sex?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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